Damn Dirty Apes!

The revolt has begun:

When one of the monkeys refused to ride on a child’s bicycle in a street performance in Sizhou, in eastern China, their owner beat it with a stick.

Although they were tied to the man with ropes attached to their collars, the monkeys appear to have decided to fight back.

The two animals came to the defence of the third monkey, grabbing the stick from the man, pulling on his ear and biting his head.

When he dropped his cane, on monkey snatched it up and began beating the trainer on the head until he broke the stick, witnesses said.

Next thing you know, they’ll be taking over the planet – and us without Charlton Heston? We’re screwed. Priceless pic below the fold…

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True Strength

Via Bill Quick, this tragic story of a man losing his family – and his all-too-rare, excellent attitude about it.

SAN DIEGO, California (CNN) — A Korean immigrant who lost his wife, two children and mother-in-law when a Marine Corps jet slammed into the family’s house said Tuesday he did not blame the pilot, who ejected and survived.

“Please pray for him not to suffer from this accident,” a distraught Dong Yun Yoon told reporters gathered near the site of Monday’s crash of an F/A-18D jet in San Diego’s University City community.

“He is one of our treasures for the country,” Yoon said in accented English punctuated by long pauses while he tried to maintain his composure.

“I don’t blame him. I don’t have any hard feelings. I know he did everything he could,” said Yoon, flanked by members of San Diego’s Korean community, relatives and members from the family’s church.

I got a little choked up by this one. I think its kind of sad that we’ve become so used to the blame game that when we hear about people reacting with genuine goodwill and selflessness in the face of tragedy, it is surprising. The man loses his family in this crash, and his reaction? To hope that the pilot is okay. In addition, Quick offers this sobering insight:

Sometimes, in my cynicism, I think that the average American’s reaction to experiencing a tragedy like this would be to first look for somebody or something to blame, then look for somebody to sue, and, finally, look for the government to pass some sort of law or create some sort of body to “make sure this never happens again.”

It’s humbling and uplifiting both to realize that those who come to this country seem to understand what was once called the American Way better than many of those who have been here for half a dozen generations.

My sympathies, as well as my deepest respect, go to Mr. Yoon today.

For the children!

Via Prester Scott: how have I not heard of this?

In the Wall Street Journal, Rick Woldenberg was quoted as describing February 10, 2009 as National Bankruptcy Day because that’s the day when many of us will go out of business due to the implementation of the CPSIA Regulations. I’m dismayed at how little it’s been discussed online and in the news. I’m shocked that so few manufacturers know about it. Of the ones that do know, most think it either doesn’t apply to them or it will magically disappear or it won’t be enforced so they can ignore it. Come February 10th, a lot of people will be hit hard by reality when their products are returned or their financing is declined.

Another key piece of awesome: Congress wrote the law and forced the CPSC to implement it before the regulations were written. Why do our lawmakers keep voting in laws that aren’t even completed yet? Anyway, the long and short of this bill is that it’s a backlash against the Chinese toy safety scare from last year, and imposes insanely strict manufacturing and testing standards on everyone who would sell, well, basically anything a human being might touch, all in the name of the children. So you want to buy that handmade doll for your kid that you saw at the craft fair? You’re now dealing in illegal contraband, unless she’s willing to eat the roughly $4000 it would cost to properly test her dolls. Scott wisely suggests stocking up on any sort of consumer product (especially child-related product) you might need before this law – and its associated costs – hit the market.

Notably, it passed the House with only a single “no” vote: Ron Paul. Three went “no” in the Senate: Tom Coburn, Jim DeMint, and my hometown hero Jon Kyl. And then, of course, Bush gladly tossed his signature onto it and sent it merrily along.

Scott also mentions a similar scenario coming down the pipe that’s devastating for small farms:

The USDA’s proposed National Animal Identification System (NAIS) was originally designed to give the big beef producers help in getting export markets which required disease controls. The idea is that every single livestock animal in the United States will be identified and tagged. All livestock animal movements will be tracked, logged and reported to the government. The benefit is to the big factory farms who probably do need this type of regulation. They get to do single ID’s for large groups of animals. Small farmers, pet owners and homesteaders will have to tag and track every single animal.

The law is of course devoid of any common-sense provisions or exceptions and will needlessly bludgeon small farms and even some pet owners with costs and regulations to the point of having to close their doors, which very much limits the options for people who want things like hormone-free foods. It has been back-doored into law under the tag of national security (second only to “for the children” as a favorite bogeyman) by the USDA, and is scheduled to take effect January 1st. In the meantime, we get to enjoy SWAT teams coming to shut down our eeeeevil food co-ops.

Scott suggests the next step is weapons – I would say, why stop there? If this is the route the government wants to take, then it won’t be long before every posession we have is tracked by the .gov, which in turn leads to the tracking of the people themselves. It’s a nasty trail to go down, so let’s raise some hell while we can – I just finished writing my representative. How about you?

Another year

Well I’ve made it one more year. I feel like I should be doing something fun on my birthday, but I think after work I’ll just go home, have a glass of scotch, maybe watch the end of the football game, and turn in early. I’m starting to come down with something, I think, so I’d like to nip it in the bud early.

Sorry for the light posting the last few days. Should resume its normal consistency this week. In the meantime, thanks to all who’ve emailed and texted and called to wish me a happy birthday; it’s much appreciated, and those well-wishes assure it will indeed be happy.

And here’s a nice birthday present: Cardinals won the NFC west last night. First playoff game in 10 years, first division title in 33 years (in St. Louis), and first home playoff game in 61 years (in Chicago). And we clinched it against – of all teams – St. Louis. How sweet that must have tasted for Kurt Warner. Now if we can beat the Vikings on Sunday, I could see us taking the No. 3 seed and making it all the way to the NFC title game, if not the Super Bowl – wouldn’t THAT be something?