Dear Julianna Goldman: “Hypothetical” – look it up in a dictionary. “A majority of people believing” that something will come to pass does not make it any less a hypothesis.
Dear Mitt Romney: Answer a damn question. Any of them. Just one. Please?
Dear Hermain Cain: Stop saying “999.” It really does sound like a pizza box. Also, trying to follow the drinking game is way too hard on my liver.
Dear Rick Santorum: Stop saying war. People don’t like war. Especially with China. Didn’t you see Red Dawn? It’s like that, but there’s a BILLION of them.
Dear Michelle Bachmann: Stop saying anything. Seriously. Just stop.
Dear Ron Paul: Ask more questions, please. I think you just killed Cain’s candidacy with those doozies.
Dear Rick Perry: Don’t forget your Xanax next time.
Dear Newt Gingrich: You’ll make a great Vice President.
And that’s everyone. Huh? Jon who? No, I’m pretty sure that was all of them.
Quote of the night goes to Herman Cain:
“The problem with that analysis is that it’s incorrect.”
This made me laugh.